The price of fame	51
What's the capital of Bolivia?	19
Faecal albinism	72
Ruined	28
Mr Chips	88
20 GOTO	10
Don't make a scene	29
Haven't you grown!	89
Emotional outburst	74
Dirty little secret	77
Better out than in	80
Minimum speed limit	70
Oh, not another one	45
Jeff Goldblum	13
Baker's dozen	12
Going out on a limb here	21
Brace yourself	49
The old ones are the best ones	79
Less is more	54
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it's	27
Oopsy daisy	67
Is anybody still playing?	43
Let's get this one out of the way quickly	26
My dog has no nose (how does it smell?)	61
Who'd like candy floss?	14
Here's to you!	39
Bottled water	42
Statistically it will come to an end	36
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8	9
(laughter)	15
This'll teach you	30
Fight fire with fire	82
Chocolate teapot	31
One more just for fun	7
One for the road	53
Here's one I made earlier	56
What's a computer?	87
Lowest common denominator	86
Mick Hucknall's new direction	63
No time like the present	65
Nothing compares to you	71
World's tallest man	50
Write this one down carefully	37
Keep those cards and letters coming in	35
Ah, you shouldn't have	64
Your mum	59
You're no good for me (I don't need nobody)	8
Lesbian tea	33
Something inside so strong	1
Last man standing	58
Here's one you weren't expecting	85
No expense spared	52
Princess Diana memorial	38
Gino Ginelli	66
Square root of -1	55
Agyness Deyn	11
Not in my name	73
We need to talk	62
Now just the ladies	25
Christ almighty	32
Don't panic	34
And while we're at it	47
Tin Tin Out	78
Help me, I'm trapped	40
Any guesses on this one?	69
The perfect eggy	4
Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be	57
It's technically a fruit	6
Ah, my favourite	3
The forbidden number	20
It's every man for himself	76
Not yet!	84
If you'll just drop your trousers	22
Ketamine bungalow	24
How long is a piece of string	48
Sexual malpractice	16
The enduring spirit of beauty	41
Yes no yes no no no yes	81
Now here's a poser...	5
Terminator	2
XVIII	18
There's lots you can't imagine	46
All together now	83
My hero	44
Why not?	17
Try this one for size	68
74	75
The number of the beast	23
It's not the end of the world	60